The Neverending Sentence

This is the sentence that never ends! I will post the beginning of a sentence, but don't put an ending mark after it, or it will be ruined!

For example:

Poster #1: Once upon a time, there was a man named Bob
Poster #2: who found an apple on the road, but
Poster #3: it was a fake apple and Bob got mad, and

...and so on and so on.

Rules:

1. Don't put a period, question mark, or any other ending marks.
2. No profanity or swearing
3. Don't be rude
4. Be sure to keep this G-Rated
5. Any other Gamer Club rules
6. Have fun!

I'll start:

Once upon a time there was a

person riding a car

who was texting

who was stupid

to get off the phone

and drove to

mary-kate olsen's toothpick house

and broke up with her because

she is a toothpick and says ruhubdrad

and they got into a fight