ways to get kicked out of a store

This game was popular on another forum so I brought it here.

You simply post ways to be kicked out of a store. [b]STAY GRATED


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1) Rob the place

Start playing basketball with their balls and hoops set up in the store.

4. Jump on the sofa

Go spray silly string all over the store.

Mintoast bomb

Go climb up on the shelf with mannequins and scare passer- bys.

(Can't say I have never done that)

disasemble all the furniture

Spill the milk on the floor

Run around and yell that an opposing store, e.g. Target, is having a sale on everything.

tear the clothes to shreds

Run around with a sheet on your head and yell at the top of your lungs, I AM A GHOST! FEAR ME!

Eat all the cookies

Throw all the balls around the store.

Brake all the toys

Run around and throw tomatos at everyone.

Use up all the lip stick

let bears in

eat all the steak

give a banana to your monkey

pretend like your a bear and eat all the meat

let out all the animals